Things I Learned from Day-Time TV

1. Even though he said he was not, D'Antre was the father of Sheniqua's baby.
2. Enough people watch Will and Grace to justify it being in syndication.
3. Jerry Springer is still going.
4. There are countless puppets that will haunt my dreams for years to come.
5. No matter how you slice it, golf is really boring to watch.
6. Puns using golf references are better than 99% of the jokes on day-time tv.
7. Whoopi Goldberg is still alive.
8. Flava Flav should not be.
9. All of the commercials during the day are directed at fat people, the poor, the elderly, and poor, elderly, fat people.
10. I have got to get a hobby.