Friday, May 30, 2008

Things I feel uncomfortable saying, while ordering from a black person


1. (in a coffee shop) "I'll take it black."
2. (at an omelet stand) "Whites only, please"
3. (at a bar) "I would like a Caucasian."
4. (anywhere) "I really like chocolate."
5. (at target) "Do you know where the sunscreen is?"
6. (at a pharmacy) "I really hate picking this cotton out of the Advil container."

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