People Bruce Wayne Could Beat Up

This week, the answer is a class of 3rd graders, for the following reasons:

1. They are small, look at the group of kids above, Bruce Wayne could rip them in half like pieces of paper. Paper that would be better used to write home notes to parents about how their kids were beaten up.


2. Eventhough they outnumber Bruce Wayne, it seems that whenever people fight Batman, they wait their turn; I can only assume this would be true for Bruce Wayne as well.


3. Fact: 3rd graders are a bunch of Nancies.


4. Mrs. Mappleton spends more time teaching them lies about Columbus and arithmetic than she does fighting and marksmanship.


5. Little Eric is a fat turd.