People Bruce Wayne Could Beat Up

Herbert Hoover

You might be asking yourself, "why would Bruce Wayne beat up the 31st president?" To you I pose this question: "shut up." It's a well accepted fact among political pundits that Herbert Hoover was not only a jerk, he was a bit of a nancy. It was common knowledge that he wore a garter under his suits believing it added to his raw sexual magnetism. Not only that, I think we can all agree that Mr. Hoover was single handedly responsible for the Great Depression, and the vacuum I had that bore his name breaking when I was a sophomore. All in all, it's not so much a question of whether or not Bruce Wayne could beat him up, it's more of a why not, and the answer is: no reason.