Things I Wish Google Would Help me With

1. Where did I put my Keys?

2. What song is this: Na na doo doo na na na shicka bam?

3. What was that kid's name I sat next to in Calc?

4. Did Mops really go to a special farm for dogs?

5. Why isn't Grandma moving?

6. Will that bar skank give me crabs? (a little late now google, a little too freaking late)

7. Where can I get one of those tiny combs, and some crab shampoo?