Pick-up Lines that Don't Work in an Old Folks Home

1. Excuse me, I can't help but notice how good you are with your gums.
2. You must be exhausted, you have been on your Hover Round in my head all day.
3. Does the carpet match the drapes?
4. Do you want to come over some time and talk about the internet?
5. You know, I used to pull the pud while watching the Golden Girls.
6. So you're a World War II widow huh? I bet that gets pretty lonely...
7. Do you come here often? (Particularly bad for those with Alzheimer's)
8. You already take Penicillin everyday? Then we don't even need a condom.
9. I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I just evacuated my bowels.