Things I learned from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

1. Little people can still do great things.


2. If you punch fat people in the stomach, they fall down and can't get back up.


3. Every stereotype about minorities is true.


4. Mike Tyson is a hard to beat.


5. Everytime something is about to happen, it is signaled by a noise or a flashing jewel in a turban.


6. People named "Glass" are pussies and people named Popinski, are not.


7. There are no weight classes in boxing.


8. Little Mac is from the Bronx, which explains his moxy.


9. Behind every white teenager there's an encouraging black man.
10. Punch-Out is Awesome.