An Open Letter to the Guy who Created NBA Jam

To whom it may concern:

Thanks for creating NBA Jam. That game was pretty good. I haven't played it since middle school, but I remember liking all the codes and the big heads, and fire and stuff. What have you been up to? Are you still alive? I bet you're asian, people who make good video games are usually asian. Anyway, that game was pretty good, thanks.

Mark Gordon